WWJD?

Sooooo, I finally addressed the "Jeff situation" this morning. I had read his libelous comment some time ago, but couldn't manage to give a shit, and believe me, I tried. So anyway, this morning, I was looking for an Amazon receipt in my email, and I  found more of his stupid comments there...In my email, not in the Amazon receipt.  Well, I sure as hell don't need this fool thinking he had me all tongue-tied, so I gave him the business somethin' fierce! I'm sure he won't make the mistake, of making the mistake, of trying to tell ME what's up again any time soon. First, I corrected all of his factual errors. Then, I come back with some witty, but kind of mean, but still entertaining, prose. Then, just when he's about to fold up like a cheap-ass carnival and get... I hit him with the TRUTH. Can I get a "HELL YEAH"? Thank you. I know it's fun to give the business to someone who has it coming, but the important thing is that we've all learned a valuable lesson here, especially Jeff...And the lesson is...Always carry a trash bag, no, wait, um...Never judge a, no that's not it either...Walk a mile in a dude's, NO, FUCK! So, I guess I didn't learn shit, but I hope I taught a motherfucker something....In Sports, the M's have fallen back to earth-43 & 48 at the break, 7.5 out...In Weather, WHAT THE FUCK? Somebody shake Summer and tell 'em to get the hell over here, Please!...In Astral projection grease, we have contamination, mold I suspect. Must try again...K, I'm outta here...Peace and titties~