What the fuck?

In the beginning, good always overpowered the evils of all mans sins, but in time the nations grew weak, and our cities fall to slums while evil so strong. In the depths of hell of the blackest of hate, for he who you fear awaits you. Now many many lifetimes later, lay destroyed, deep and down. Only the corpses of rebels, ashes of dreams and blood stained streets. It has been written that those who are the youth have the future, so come now children of the beast, be strong, and shout at the Devil.

Duuuuuuuude! Thiiiiiiinnnnnk about it. Vince is gonna walk right up, real close, in Satan's face, and like go "MOTLEY!!!!!!!!" as fuckin loud as he can. Fuck yeah. In your mutherfuckin face mutherfucker! Fuuuuuuuuck Youuuuuuuu!
Rock fuckin on Vince. You fuckin ROCK(I am making devil horns with right hand, tongue fully extended, like the bastard son of Gene Simmons and Ronnie James Dio, while eating barbecue sauce-slathered chicken strips with the left).
Don't even get me started on all the, ya know, deeper and like, hidden meanings. Fuck. Deeeeeep. If you play the record backwards, ya know, like, high on weed, you can hear this little chipmunk voice say....."Vince is fat Vince is fat Vince is fat" I know back then he must have had, like, satanic powers and stuff, because he made make-up and leather pants look tough. Tell em what's up with the name dudes. We are a gang of ne'er-do-wells and scallywags. We scoff at your conventional gender roles, look down our make-up covered noses at your leatherless wardrobes, and we ROCK! Do you remember? Well I remeeeeemberer. It sucks to be irrelevant. Peace....