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Brandensbaked...The Id of a dude in upper left 'Merica. Trump hater! The creative force behind "American Supercell", a BIG DEAL in the Clover Valley music scene, played guitar in "Bonedawgs", "Banner Jump", and "Musclefuzz". Is proficient in all the manly arts, such as creating art, constructing useful things, mechanics, combat gardening, and respecting women. Possibly an immortal...Time will tell.

Monday, February 21, 2005

Go forth and multiply

The poppy seeds you find at the supermarket, if planted, produce opium poppy plants. This would be the time to do it, were one so inclined. Be sure you don't sprinkle them all over the place, cause they'll grow almost anywhere. On the other hand, home grown opium helps fight terrorism. The Afghans don't want you to know this. They need your drug money to buy beat to shit old ass Toyota trucks, and AK-47s. This(plant the seeds all over town)would also work for my sorry ass brick-weed smoking, seed toting, can't get the sensimilla, readers. While I in no way condone this guerilla farming, I know I cannot stop you. Damn you crafty Americans, damn you to hell.

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