Many thanks!

To Hawkey and X for the photos. Don't quit your day jobs guys.
Other news...
I'm fucking baked.
I'm bucking faked.
It wipes the smile from my face.
When I step out of line it tends to quicken the pace.
When I hit from the bong it's like the stupid invades.

Photos by Hawkeye Longboard

Photos by X

Played it till my fingers bled. Was the summer of 2005.

Too much machine

trippy isn't it?

So...What's next?

This week we are entering my personal favorite meteor shower, the perseid. Best viewing will be Thursday, Friday and Saturday after midnight. So you fine ladies grab a towel and join me.
Going river rafting Sunday with my boy DMac(f.k.a. "Groper"). Going down the Yakima River.
Used to date a girl from Yakima, got a table dance from her twin sister at Players Club in Tacoma.
I just want to get around share the love share the love. Word.
Again I'd like to shout out to my peeps, thanks for your support.
Wanted to see "The Devil's Rejects", but only one showing at 10:40PM. What the fuck? Guess I'll wait for the DVD.
I'll leave you with a quote:
Super's the way I spend my time
Cells are the building blocks of life
Put 'em together and you get
Strippers and high at 3 AM

The triumphant return of the forgotten vowel...Y

They set us up...We laid em down. Col Kurtz, perfect. American Dream, kick ass. Already There, very strong. Blend, stood out. Peace Pipe Dream, flawless. The Only Way In, the only way to do it. JTrain, welcome to the jungle mutherfuckers. Tsunami, left em homeless, gasping for air. All and all another reason to believe the myth, I am the chosen one. Shout out to my peeps that represented.Heather, though your not privy to my innermost thoughts, you rock. X... What can I say, you are a stand up man(fucker). Hawkeye, you've always been there for me(fucker). Groper, we go so far back, you can pick another nickname if you want. Ricksbaked, you the man. TT boy, your like Lazerus. Joel, you got game. Your woman is a peeeaaach! Nice work. 2Lo, you get a pass cause you got fuckin brass balls(and a birthday party to attend at Chucky Cheese, who incidentally, has fur covered brass balls). Now for you fucking no-shows, you can all get busy on the snotty end of my fuck stick. You will recieve a zero for the day. You're lower than, well, how low is whale shit? Mick, you need to quit bitchin. God damn, you can't have it both ways. Seriously, I thought we were cool. Just me?
I'm the kind of guy that says, "viciouspuddin is delicious".
BooRad, Rantall, Heather and Junger- Thanks! I had a fucking blast...Prost!
B.

Guest Columnist

2Lo here bringing you the Daily Baked!

HEAD LINES NEWS......

2 men, one Caucasian and Hispanic driving 2 separate vehicle, same color last seen heading North bound around 11:AM. These men are considered armed and dangerous and may attack at a moments notice. Rumor has it they are heading to the Long Lake area.

In Sport's

X brought his game 2LO was 5-0 until I crossed the Washington boarder to go home 5-2 rrrrrrrrrr
I have yet played the bake master himself but the time is near I feel. "FUCK" well looks like X has claimed another victory.

Entertainment

2HI,2LO and X play longest jam session ever recorded. The members of Super Cell were reunited with the added effects of Butter.

Weather

HOT and sunny.

2LO
OUT

The Side.....

The sideburns were hung by my earlobes with care. Right hand cocked. Left hand loaded.
Lets do dis....