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Brandensbaked...The Id of a dude in upper left 'Merica. Trump hater! The creative force behind "American Supercell", a BIG DEAL in the Clover Valley music scene, played guitar in "Bonedawgs", "Banner Jump", and "Musclefuzz". Is proficient in all the manly arts, such as creating art, constructing useful things, mechanics, combat gardening, and respecting women. Possibly an immortal...Time will tell.

Monday, May 29, 2006

Happy Memorial Day!!

Wow! Saw Ricksbaked Friday. X and 2Lo Saturday. Hawkeye stumbled in Sunday. Who will show up next? I'm hoping for a visitor with titties. Preferably female.
Would like to send a shout out to this weeks "brandensbaked spotlight sponsor"... 2Lo!
2Lo provided brandensbaked worldwide headquarters with a couch. Now I can "chill" while I'm "kickin' it". For his generosity, 2Lo has been rewarded with 10 brandensbaked karma points, which are redeemable at any of the "brandensbaked heavenly vacation destinations" worldwide.*
Saturday evening, we went to the shooting gallery(endzone) cause X wanted to fire off a few rounds. Maybe even bag a skeezer. The targets were pretty small, sure, but X wouldn't even take his piece out of it's holster. Now I know X practices shooting by himself a lot, maybe too much. Perhaps some added distractions would help him steady his eye. Try practicing in traffic, or in a restaurant bathroom, or my favorite, the stand up tanning booth. If you practice with distractions, then the next time you're out in the field, you should be a little more relaxed. Happy hunting!
Saw AmyT with her new boyfriend. She looked a little crazy, but sounded fully crazy.(Those that know, know). She asked me five times if I still lived at the stabbin cabin. Yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes was how I answered. Then I had a premonition. AmyT will be back for another delicious helping of brandensbaked's famous stuffed chickenlady, and some dna puddin!
Other news: Intelligence tells us they have picked up a lot of chatter concerning a new joint from Supercell. We are raising the threat level to orange.
Thanks to all the vets,
brandensbaked




*brandensbaked must be present on vacation to redeem points.

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