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Brandensbaked...The Id of a dude in upper left 'Merica. Trump hater! The creative force behind "American Supercell", a BIG DEAL in the Clover Valley music scene, played guitar in "Bonedawgs", "Banner Jump", and "Musclefuzz". Is proficient in all the manly arts, such as creating art, constructing useful things, mechanics, combat gardening, and respecting women. Possibly an immortal...Time will tell.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Finally, Some Good News

U.S. District Judge James Robart(what a stand-up guy) yesterday declared Seattle's 17-year moratorium on processing new strip-club applications illegal and blasted the city for "selectively" upholding the First Amendment.
"Try to be more like P-town, you miserable fucks!" brandensbaked yelled from behind Judge Robart. "They make us drink overpriced non-alcoholic girly man drinks too", brandensbaked sneered. "Tell 'em to sell beer like P-town, or you'll make every titty bar a monorail stop", brandensbaked suggested.

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