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O.k. That went very well. Very, swellingly bonerific. Bitches galore. Eye high in hos. The game...Spectacular. Oh and it was ladies night at Safeco field. Cowgirls inc.....Yes, specfuckingtacular. Rafael gets it done, joining Hank, Willie, and Eddie in the 500 home run/3000 hit club. Join me on Aug 5 in the Cowgirls inc club. Fine assed bitch smacks your face a few times, shakes her titties, yes titties, in your face and throws a shot down your pie hole. Brilliant. Six bucks. I thought of it first, but forgot my plans when I was hypnotized by the smoke traced sounds of water bubbling and the pendulum dance of my perpetual motion machine. Good times, good times. Aug six six sixth at Hansen's. Aug fifth at Cowgirls Inc. The very first brandensbaked weekend of excess, success, and debautchery. Good friends, good times and titties. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.