Greetings

My name is brandensbaked. Your's isn't. A lot of this material will be for my entertainment, so if you don't get it, don't sweat it. brandensbaked is an alternate reality which often interacts with this one, in a non congruous way. Feel free to comment on anything. Be warned- if you say something stupid, I will mock you mercilessly. The beauty of this, is that I can revise what I write anytime, while your comments are set in binary stone. So think before you speak, or face shame and ridicule. I'll start us off with a clean, blown glass water bong, filled with ice cold water drawn from an artesian well. Let me load this bone dry, crystally assed, red haired, stinky green inflorescence. Oh, I have a little keif left, I'll sprinkle some on top. Enjoy.