Fucking Sheep.

I see the world through bloodshot eyes.
A bleeding soul becoms a bitter mind.
We all bleed our sins and our sins are always fading.
Why don't you fucking know this? You all should know this.
Separate yourself.
for twa grr.

Who's not stoned?

X why you actin' so 'spicious? Now I mutherfuckin' 'spect you too. You're fucking baked. Whatever...

Thank-Yous and Fuck Y****

First of all, I'd like to thank the following "brandensbaked spotlight sponsers"(copyrights reserved): BooRippinRadly, TTboy, Father Mike of SkyChurch, and mutherfuckin 2Lo!
Without their generous gifts, brandensbaked would just be branden(I'm out the game nizzle).
Please support their causes and beliefs.
Now I would like extend a terry cotton toweled, blow dryed, bone dry, no warning, bend ya over the kitchen counter fuck you to the following "brandensbaked wrath of god recipients"(copyrights reserved bitches):All the chiselin, dope hoarding, tight assed, closet holders fuckin bitches. You mutherfucks know who you are, but you don't think I suspect ya. Well, if your handle aint been mentioned earlier, I suspect ya.

Welcome to Washington

We got robbed! What's new. Fuck you.

Get Jumped...If You Dare

The Banner Jump will be at J.A. Michaels in Port Orchard Saturday night. Also appearing, North of Skidmore, Portland's hottest attraction since Bonzi Wells. Come enjoy a Super Beer before the Super Bowl.

Oh My God...

We finally made it! I am still letting it all sink in. No smartass comments. No I told ya sos. Just pure satisfaction. Fuck yeah.
What an honor to be playing against the Steelers. The greatest franchise in the NFL.

Revolution!!!

When I say revolution, I mean one time around.
I wish R Kelley were trapped in a closet, only with his mouth covered in duct tape.
What the fuck happened to the Supes?
The trouble with classic rock stations; they never play any new music.

Say What?

Welcome back bitches! Hope everyone had a nice winter break. I used the time to fucking rock!
The Banner Jump is well rested and ready to fuck it up.
Supercell is back inside your fucking head.
Skidmore will be in the Everwet state on Feb. 4th.
The Hawks are out of their fucking minds.
Hawkeye won the pool.
2Lo's on the move.
X owes The Jump a date in P-town.
I don't get the "gypsy" look.
Fords suck.
Eval's chasin the dragon.
The Man is out the game.(Happy tenth!)
Toby won his appeal.
Q. What do you call a couple of dudes who can't get it up while one girlfriend 69's with his friend's sexy girlfriend?
A. I don't know(fags?), but if those bitches had called brandensbaked, instead of those dudes(fags?), the story would have romance, action(roll film), adventure, depth(balls deep), and WOOD.
When will the new Tool CD be out?
JoHo stoned me w/some Hash Plant. Good stuff.
Happy MLK day!

HO HO HO

I fucking love a good HO. Merry XMas sucka!

Be Ye Warned...

When the Scorpion rises all is lost for those who choose the path well worn.