My Space

Has anyone else noticed the herd of lesbians on My Space? Fuck me runnin'. I'm a Lesbian trapped in a man's body. But they won't let me play with them. God damned fine assed mutherfuckin' pie eatin' reach around wet tongued bitches. Are any of you fuckheads stalkin' bitches on My Space? Are any of you bitches stalkin' fuckheads? I know. You just read your email and do a little banking. More like spankin'. There are two kinds of peeps. The kind that masturbate and the kind that lie about it. The rest of you mutherfuckers are mutherfucking robots. I saw you eating batteries at lunch. Sometimes when I stand up, I see little sparkling lights floating around me. I have a new sexy neighbor. Yep. A huh. That's right. She drunk too. Yeah, totally. Mmmm hmmmm. I got pictures. No she was passed out. Fuck you, don't fuckin' judge me. Oh right. I forgot, you're perfect. Well, what's done is done. Word.