Ahhh, fall is in the air.

My favorite time of year. Misty mornings and sunny afternoons. You dumbfucks that live in hurricane country just don't get it, now do you? We have zero hurricanes. We have very few, very very few, poisonous vermin. Yeah it rains, but that would explain our lush green landscape. Oh sure, I may be chased by a tornado here and there, but we can chalk most of those up to the availability of really good green bud. NO I DON'T MEAN B.C. BUD. In Washington, we call that shit, Bogus Chronic Bud. We just let them fucking canucs pass through to keep the heat off of our boutique grow ops. We keep our holy rolling republicans out of site. We have the strongest state constitution in the country. We don't have dui roadblocks. Not one single Bush family member is from here. The evergreen state kicks ass. Unless you are a hot bitch or a hot cheap ho, stay out. Word.