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Brandensbaked...The Id of a dude in upper left 'Merica. Trump hater! The creative force behind "American Supercell", a BIG DEAL in the Clover Valley music scene, played guitar in "Bonedawgs", "Banner Jump", and "Musclefuzz". Is proficient in all the manly arts, such as creating art, constructing useful things, mechanics, combat gardening, and respecting women. Possibly an immortal...Time will tell.

Friday, July 22, 2005

Fifteen shopping days.

Happy Friday mutherfuckers. Here is a good name for a band: Twisted Fister. I'm not gonna use it, so finders-keepers.
Rove got busted for talkin shit. If that fat-faced piece-of-shit talked shit about my wife, I'd beat his disrespectful ass. I'd shove his balls up his ass, so when he shits, he shits on his balls. Watch your fuckin mouth Karl.
Two weeks till our field trip. Get yer permission slips signed and turned in. Wrap a Coke in aluminum foil and freeze that mutherfucker. I know what yer thinkin, but I've seen people do it. Any one have the wall disk 2? IIIIIII caaaaaaaan't heeeeeeeeere yoooooouuuuuuu. Can a mutherfucker get a hallelujah?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

What is a coke wrapped in aluminum foil going to do when you freeze it? Other than explode?

Oh Hallelujah!

Anonymous said...

MMMM- Tittylicious

Brandensbaked said...

Put the fucker in the fucking freezer, wait 12 hours, and report back. Then we will know won't we.