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Brandensbaked...The Id of a dude in upper left 'Merica. Trump hater! The creative force behind "American Supercell", a BIG DEAL in the Clover Valley music scene, played guitar in "Bonedawgs", "Banner Jump", and "Musclefuzz". Is proficient in all the manly arts, such as creating art, constructing useful things, mechanics, combat gardening, and respecting women. Possibly an immortal...Time will tell.

Sunday, January 04, 2015

~TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY POST~

Yes, you heard right.  It's been ten long years since I first blogged all over the interwebs face and tits.  Have I changed?  Big time.  Is my writing any better?  Probably not.  Have I made any money?  Not a dime yo.  That just means I haven't sold out.  This blog is pure.  Ten years ago I was hung up on Valerie.  Boy has that changed....  I was just beginning my serious drug addiction.  Licked that.  I have definitely made a lot of mistakes, but in the end, I'm a better man than I was.... Or maybe I'm just delusional.  I guess all that matters is 109 days from now, I will have accomplished the impossible.


UPDATE!!!!
It actually took me 10 months and 30 days to accomplish the stated goal...And about 20 more days to fuck off all of my hard work. Oh and Valerie? Yeah. Still hung up on her. I guess the delusional part was accurate! Ha!

Friday, January 02, 2015

So Far....So Good

So what?  Another short week wraps up today.  Had Mexican food with Henzo last night.  Good to see my bra.  Back to the grind today....Pay day yo.  The weather?  Awesome.  Cold and foggy mountain.  Oregon stomped Florida State.  I hate the Florida schools so good for me.  Ohio State stomped Alabama.  I hate the SEC so good for me.  Dawgs play Oklahoma State tonight....I fucking despise the state of Okies so death to those mutherfuckers. GIVE ME MY FUCKING SUPERSONICS BACK!!!!!

Thursday, January 01, 2015

You're Gonna Have A New Year

Weather you like it or not. Mine is going to be spectacular.  I took my friend Tiffany out last night....Wait for it....Yes, I said my friend.  No sexist descriptions of her lady-parts.  Although, she is beautiful. The only thing I penetrated was my need for a deeper connection than the superficial.  We went for sushi, to a lame AA dance, and then down to the water to watch the Space Needle go off.  I didn't want to sit here and trip out on the bitch who's name we shall no longer write in this sacred space.  Considering I spent last New Year in the cross bars motel, this was a big step up.  So, to review, in 2014 I got my teeth fixed, got my hernias repaired, got my real estate license, I moved back into World Headquarters at Clover Valley.  I sold my dads house.  That's a pretty damn big list of accomplishments.  What's in store for 2015?  My number one goal is to graduate from drug court.  I'm on track to pull this off on April 25.  My number two goal....Get yoked.  Super yoked.  My third goal, is to purchase the equipment to complete my music scene.  Cymbals, cymbal stands, Pod for guitar fx, and a P.A.  Being happy goes without saying.  I have some other mountains to climb, but they don't require the constant focus of the big three.  The weather today?  Awesome.  Cold.  Clear.  Just like my mind.  The world?  Uber fucked.  Sports?  Everything is breaking my way.  112 days of bondage....Peace.