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Brandensbaked...The Id of a dude in upper left 'Merica. Trump hater! The creative force behind "American Supercell", a BIG DEAL in the Clover Valley music scene, played guitar in "Bonedawgs", "Banner Jump", and "Musclefuzz". Is proficient in all the manly arts, such as creating art, constructing useful things, mechanics, combat gardening, and respecting women. Possibly an immortal...Time will tell.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Pushing on through

Only 8 more shopping days until the big holiday...Fox News presents "A Very Jesus Christmas". They are obsessed with getting people to say "Jesus" or "God". They are not interested in living by the teachings of Christ, no these assholes are strictly old testament. Poor Frank is going to spend his holidays in an Idaho state penitentiary.  I'm writing him a long letter today, and taking lots of pictures. It's not much, but it's something.  Meanwhile, I'm not in compliance. Oh well, I'll just make that a resolution for the new year. In fact, I'm gonna go get a jump on the list...Merry Holidays... Even you Fox. Late.

Friday, December 02, 2011

The End...

Ahhhh. December is upon us fools. As you already may know, many years conclude with this festive month. My Grandfather Larry was a December baby back in 1922. Jesus also celebrates a birthday in December. Pearl Harbor was viciously attacked in December of 1941. My beloved Valerie has a birthday this month. Since the world ends on December 23, 2012, this is not the last December...But we're getting down there. Winter begins this month. Okay, okay, I admit it. I'm prattling on to avoid the subject of my escape from community custody. I decided to get my D and A evaluation before I turn myself in. That may actually allow me to avoid jail altogether. I called around but they all close on Fridays. Go figure. All the counselors probably go out and get HAMMERED! I'm shooting for Monday. Still runnin' and gunnin'. Did some world class mound-pounding on Wednesday followed by some beautiful deep-dicking last night. Even the possibility of arrest and I'm a survivalist swinger. I try to save some of that shit up. The man doesn't allow any romantic encounters or conjugal visits in the KC hoosegow. Plus they make you wear these puke colored rubber sandals. Nobody is getting laid in those shoes. In other news: Hawks crushed the Eagles. Mariners declare interest in Prince. Sunshine and upper 30s. Gas is down to 3.50. Some shit stain stole my bike. Peace and Freedom fools...