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Brandensbaked...The Id of a dude in upper left 'Merica. Trump hater! The creative force behind "American Supercell", a BIG DEAL in the Clover Valley music scene, played guitar in "Bonedawgs", "Banner Jump", and "Musclefuzz". Is proficient in all the manly arts, such as creating art, constructing useful things, mechanics, combat gardening, and respecting women. Possibly an immortal...Time will tell.

Friday, July 15, 2011

Ch...Ch...Ch...Changes

Band is going swellingly boneriffic! Me and Valerie are O-V-E-R! Me and H...Finished. I wonder what today has in store?

Thursday, July 14, 2011

S.Q.W.A.T Team Had Us....

But they only wanted Val. Well she can be adorable. They let me and Frankie go. I thought for sure they were here to get me, but they only wanted her.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Tried Out Frank On The Drums

Not bad Frank...Nice kit! Got any crackerjacks left? Nah, I'm just playing. If I didn't drive everywhere, I would be looking in to less cumbersome music gear too. So Frank plays drums a lot better than he let on...This brings up some interesting questions...IS FRANK THE NEW 2LO? DID 2LO DREAM ALL OF THIS LAST WEEK? How the fuck should i know watch that bullshit

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Oh…

So JH gets back to me…Still in denial. I thought it was supposed to be the other way around. “But what about the time I bought you dinner and paid for drinks” he sniveled. Yeah, I guess that excuses your behavior…Dick…Can I call you dick? Perfect. It’s time to get back to what I do best…Tending da Budda and fuckin’ it up on my guitar. Played through my new mixer and mics last night, yeah, I rucking fock(makes devil horns). I can pick up the rest of my new guitar setup on July 21…MUST STAY OUT OF JAIL!!!  I suppose I should pick up one of those…What do call ‘em? Oh, yeah, licenses!  Are they hard to get? NO! Fuckin’ hard to keep though…I gotta blaze, the sun just came out! Peace and Titties mofos~Bb

Monday, July 11, 2011

WWJD?

Sooooo, I finally addressed the "Jeff situation" this morning. I had read his libelous comment some time ago, but couldn't manage to give a shit, and believe me, I tried. So anyway, this morning, I was looking for an Amazon receipt in my email, and I  found more of his stupid comments there...In my email, not in the Amazon receipt.  Well, I sure as hell don't need this fool thinking he had me all tongue-tied, so I gave him the business somethin' fierce! I'm sure he won't make the mistake, of making the mistake, of trying to tell ME what's up again any time soon. First, I corrected all of his factual errors. Then, I come back with some witty, but kind of mean, but still entertaining, prose. Then, just when he's about to fold up like a cheap-ass carnival and get... I hit him with the TRUTH. Can I get a "HELL YEAH"? Thank you. I know it's fun to give the business to someone who has it coming, but the important thing is that we've all learned a valuable lesson here, especially Jeff...And the lesson is...Always carry a trash bag, no, wait, um...Never judge a, no that's not it either...Walk a mile in a dude's, NO, FUCK! So, I guess I didn't learn shit, but I hope I taught a motherfucker something....In Sports, the M's have fallen back to earth-43 & 48 at the break, 7.5 out...In Weather, WHAT THE FUCK? Somebody shake Summer and tell 'em to get the hell over here, Please!...In Astral projection grease, we have contamination, mold I suspect. Must try again...K, I'm outta here...Peace and titties~

Monday, July 04, 2011