Man! It’s colder than a witches titty…

So, I’ve been cooped up indoors all day. I decided I need to slog it to the trading post for some supplies. Valerie has been out of commission  since the 27th.

I’ve been going it alone. Out of food and drink. Shrinking…Must find sustenance. Or dope. No! Food and drink…and dope. Yes, that sounds like a fair compromise. Have I mentioned my new favorite band…DOPE. Those mofo’s know how to fuck it up. I like that. I don’t need any stinking thumbs-up sign to know that. I’m working on a new song….Have the drum tracks laid down…Wish I had a good condenser mic. Ahhhh the things we pawn for love, only to have love rip off our testicles and shove them down our raspy throats, but I digress…Put a new video on YouTube last night. You can check it out at the bottom of this Blog…Though mainly I was just fiddling with my new HD video camera. Well, the Explorer is about warmed up, I’m gonna motate.

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I’m fighting to stay positive, but…

So my friend, we’ll call him “Jeff Hensley” ,anyway, this “Jeff”, is supposed to be one of my best friends. So last summer, we were talking about me doing some work on his rental house. He was supposed to send me some material money to get started, when, he quit communicating, like, fell of the face of the planet. So, I figured he either came out of the closet, or died. Both are acceptable reasons to quit talking to your peeps. Come to find out, that cocksucker isn’t a cocksucker, nor, did he die! Well he should have, because now he is on my list of people who are “dead to me”.
It seems like this list is getting awfully long. Strangely enough,  it is populated with all of my high school friends. Let’s see. Mike. Ken. Eric x. Jeff. Trevor. Toby. And Bradley is pushing his luck. That’s a lot of bodies. Now, so you can throw him a dirty look if you see him…Oh my God! I just had the craziest fucking thought! What if, just bear with me here, all these former friends, are turning into assholes because of something I did? NAH!!! I’m the same laid back, down-to-earth, mofo that I have always been. Perhaps it’s the fact that these people are getting OLD. Luckily for moi, I just stay the same. It’s one of the benefits of selling your soul to the Devil. Peace…

Am I psychic?

No….Just brilliant. The only thing more impressive than the ‘Hawks victory on Saturday, was my prediction of the ‘Hawks victory on Saturday!
Peace and titties mutherfuckers…Watch yer back Pittsburg!

C’mon Hawks!!! You can dooooooo eeeet!

Some reasons the Hawks beat Da Saints:

• Nobody thinks it will happen
• It’s at Quest Field
• Matt prayed about it
• Their running back is Julius Jones
• They’re terrible away from their ‘dome’
• It’s a whole new year
• Their history is worse than ours