Unique views on music, politics, life.

Brandensbaked...The Id of a dude in upper left 'Merica. Trump hater! The creative force behind "American Supercell", a BIG DEAL in the Clover Valley music scene, played guitar in "Bonedawgs", "Banner Jump", and "Musclefuzz". Is proficient in all the manly arts, such as creating art, constructing useful things, mechanics, combat gardening, and respecting women. Possibly an immortal...Time will tell.

Monday, February 20, 2006

Fucking Sheep.

I see the world through bloodshot eyes.
A bleeding soul becoms a bitter mind.
We all bleed our sins and our sins are always fading.
Why don't you fucking know this? You all should know this.
Separate yourself.
for twa grr.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Who's not stoned?

X why you actin' so 'spicious? Now I mutherfuckin' 'spect you too. You're fucking baked. Whatever...

Monday, February 13, 2006

Thank-Yous and Fuck Y****

First of all, I'd like to thank the following "brandensbaked spotlight sponsers"(copyrights reserved): BooRippinRadly, TTboy, Father Mike of SkyChurch, and mutherfuckin 2Lo!
Without their generous gifts, brandensbaked would just be branden(I'm out the game nizzle).
Please support their causes and beliefs.
Now I would like extend a terry cotton toweled, blow dryed, bone dry, no warning, bend ya over the kitchen counter fuck you to the following "brandensbaked wrath of god recipients"(copyrights reserved bitches):All the chiselin, dope hoarding, tight assed, closet holders fuckin bitches. You mutherfucks know who you are, but you don't think I suspect ya. Well, if your handle aint been mentioned earlier, I suspect ya.

Monday, February 06, 2006

Friday, February 03, 2006

Get Jumped...If You Dare


The Banner Jump will be at J.A. Michaels in Port Orchard Saturday night. Also appearing, North of Skidmore, Portland's hottest attraction since Bonzi Wells. Come enjoy a Super Beer before the Super Bowl.