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Brandensbaked...The Id of a dude in upper left 'Merica. Trump hater! The creative force behind "American Supercell", a BIG DEAL in the Clover Valley music scene, played guitar in "Bonedawgs", "Banner Jump", and "Musclefuzz". Is proficient in all the manly arts, such as creating art, constructing useful things, mechanics, combat gardening, and respecting women. Possibly an immortal...Time will tell.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Wake and Bake Fuckers.

Damn, it's starting to get a wee bit chilly. Love the fall. My favorite time of year. Can you believe it's been two years since Monolithic Baby came to town? Was it all just a wonderful dream? With a happy ending? I sure wish Dave would release the new Magnet. Dave, I'll leave you with some of your own words... We'll have a good time baby. Well it's a planet of the apes in a third eye kind of thing. We'll have to all lay down dig through the ground. We'll find a holy rider that'll make your thing go ding.
Wow, that shit is deep. Peace.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

My Space

Has anyone else noticed the herd of lesbians on My Space? Fuck me runnin'. I'm a Lesbian trapped in a man's body. But they won't let me play with them. God damned fine assed mutherfuckin' pie eatin' reach around wet tongued bitches. Are any of you fuckheads stalkin' bitches on My Space? Are any of you bitches stalkin' fuckheads? I know. You just read your email and do a little banking. More like spankin'. There are two kinds of peeps. The kind that masturbate and the kind that lie about it. The rest of you mutherfuckers are mutherfucking robots. I saw you eating batteries at lunch. Sometimes when I stand up, I see little sparkling lights floating around me. I have a new sexy neighbor. Yep. A huh. That's right. She drunk too. Yeah, totally. Mmmm hmmmm. I got pictures. No she was passed out. Fuck you, don't fuckin' judge me. Oh right. I forgot, you're perfect. Well, what's done is done. Word.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Now you know.

The terrorists hate our liquids. If we quit using liquids, they win. Power to the people.