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Brandensbaked...The Id of a dude in upper left 'Merica. Trump hater! The creative force behind "American Supercell", a BIG DEAL in the Clover Valley music scene, played guitar in "Bonedawgs", "Banner Jump", and "Musclefuzz". Is proficient in all the manly arts, such as creating art, constructing useful things, mechanics, combat gardening, and respecting women. Possibly an immortal...Time will tell.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

FourTwenty Hipsters!

Who's gonna teach you how to dance? Who's gonna show you how to fly? Who's gonna call you on the lame dope smokin' slackin' little sucker you are? Who's gonna get you from behind? Who's gonna ring your little bell? Who's gonna con you into buying television and the revolution they sell?
Happy Earthday and Happy Birthaday, may you rot in hell.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Spring Time Means Time To Suck It Up

Now I'm inclined to let my life spin out of control from time to time. That's cool, happens to the best of us. I would suggest you do it when I do it, fall and winter. Who amongst us hasn't uttered these famous words? "No!!!! I fucking luuuuuuuuuv you!" Only the liars can deny it. But there is hope, pussy-whipped pussy boys. Suck it up! For spring is here, and unless I'm delusional, summer should be following.
So clean out the house, mental and literal, and get your finances in order. We have to be stone cold ballers by opening day of stripper season. Oh shit, that's next friday! Strippers don't want no blubbering love sick pussy boys. Strippers need to be manipulated by strong alpha males.
We are all on notice. Suck it up, wipe your eyes, break up with your girlfriend, and let us live the way God intended, like men! So score some shit and do some push-ups, I'll see ya all at Scarlet's after the show. Word.
Finish yer taxes too.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

No Foolin.

So sorry I've been neglecting you kiddies, but I've run into a bit of a, oh, what would you call it?, a snapfu. That is short for fucking snapper. Bitch. Fool. Shut-up. No, you shut-up. They say April showers bring may flowers. Poppies I reckon.