Oh My God...

We finally made it! I am still letting it all sink in. No smartass comments. No I told ya sos. Just pure satisfaction. Fuck yeah.
What an honor to be playing against the Steelers. The greatest franchise in the NFL.

Revolution!!!

When I say revolution, I mean one time around.
I wish R Kelley were trapped in a closet, only with his mouth covered in duct tape.
What the fuck happened to the Supes?
The trouble with classic rock stations; they never play any new music.

Say What?

Welcome back bitches! Hope everyone had a nice winter break. I used the time to fucking rock!
The Banner Jump is well rested and ready to fuck it up.
Supercell is back inside your fucking head.
Skidmore will be in the Everwet state on Feb. 4th.
The Hawks are out of their fucking minds.
Hawkeye won the pool.
2Lo's on the move.
X owes The Jump a date in P-town.
I don't get the "gypsy" look.
Fords suck.
Eval's chasin the dragon.
The Man is out the game.(Happy tenth!)
Toby won his appeal.
Q. What do you call a couple of dudes who can't get it up while one girlfriend 69's with his friend's sexy girlfriend?
A. I don't know(fags?), but if those bitches had called brandensbaked, instead of those dudes(fags?), the story would have romance, action(roll film), adventure, depth(balls deep), and WOOD.
When will the new Tool CD be out?
JoHo stoned me w/some Hash Plant. Good stuff.
Happy MLK day!