The random musings of an underexposed artistic genius
brandensbaked was born in the year of revolution, during an undisclosed "free love" decade. His views were formed at the alter of "hair metal" and by parents that were too lazy to force religious beliefs on his impressionable mind...It's sad really. He had to form his own views. Brandensbaked is the creative force behind "SuperCell" a BIG DEAL in the Clover Valley music scene, played guitar in "Bonedawgs" , "Banner Jump", and "Musclefuzz". He is proficient in all the manly arts, like construction, mechanics, and combat gardening. Possibly an immortal...Time will tell.
Friday, December 19, 2014
Arizona has had a great year. That being said, move the fuck over so my Seahawks can get some of that spotlight. I am salivating waiting for this Sunday. Gonna take over first place. I love the thought of the other NFC contenders looking over their back only to see the Hawks charging. We are on a collision course with the New England Patriots. You mad bro? Christmas party tonight...Taking Tiff....Healing up nicely. 125 days of bondage. Peace.
Posted by Brandensbaked at 6:06 AM
Saturday, December 13, 2014
We haven't had a numerologist's boner like this since the apocalyptic swing and miss of 12/12/12. Let's see. What's new? Well, I had a couple of hernias surgically repaired on Thursday. So after I'm all healed up, my body will once again be flawless. The Huskies are playing in the Cactus Bowl on the 2nd of January. The Huskies basketball team is undefeated after destroying #13 SDSU. The Seahawks are peaking at just the right time and after destroying SF, AZ, and Philly, we get SF at our place tomorrow. The Mariners landed Nelson Cruz, and are trying to sign Melky Cabrera. Fucking A it's a good time to be a sports fan in the great NW. GIVE US OUR SONICS BACK YOU NAZI BASTARDS!!!! In pussy news....My girls birthday yesterday. Happy BDay Valerie. Are we back together? No. Not yet. Someday perhaps. Am I giving her money? Uh...Yeah. Is she fucking me? More ways than one grasshopper, more ways than one. But, by not locking me down, this allows the dirty dog to roam....In other news, cops kill unarmed citizens with impunity. Bill Cosby is a sick motherfucker...Corporate welfare continues to destroy democracy. Global climate change rages unchecked...It was 68* here 3 days ago. 131 days of bondage, followed by sweet, sweet freedom. Peace and titties.
Posted by Brandensbaked at 7:07 PM
Friday, November 14, 2014
Monday, November 10, 2014
Sooooo, I had to take a break from the vagicide I've been committing on CrazyChick01. My advanced relationship sensors alerted me to the fact that by utterly destroying this pussy, I may be unintentionally creating "feelings" in the rubble. These feelings, while useful as motivation to follow my every perverted, deviant sexual fantasy, could come back to haunt me. A woman scorned is a DANGEROUS adversary. I'm fearless, not stupid. Okay, I am stupid, but I'm not crazy...Okay, maybe a little crazy, but I'm definitely not suicidal. Yeah. Not suicidal. A glutton for punishment, but I want to live damn it!!! I cannot believe how many good years I wasted on that fucking cunt, Valerie. Remember how much fun we used to have dippin the wick all over this great country? Good times...Koch Un Bolls 2015...The shoot out resumes....
Posted by Brandensbaked at 11:11 PM
Sunday, November 09, 2014
My favorite way? Pull the truck over and ask 'em if they need a ride.
Posted by Brandensbaked at 4:04 PM