The random musings of an underexposed artistic genius

brandensbaked was born in the year of revolution, during an undisclosed "free love" decade. His views were formed at the alter of "hair metal" and by parents that were too lazy to force religious beliefs on his impressionable mind...It's sad really. He had to form his own views. Brandensbaked is the creative force behind "SuperCell" a BIG DEAL in the Clover Valley music scene, played guitar in "Bonedawgs" , "Banner Jump", and "Musclefuzz". He is proficient in all the manly arts, like construction, mechanics, and combat gardening. Possibly an immortal...Time will tell.

Friday, April 15, 2016

Off To See The Wizard...

Checking into rehab today...I know....What a drag. Well, look on the bright side, we had a fun little runner there, didn't we? And no one can deny, it will be a new experience. Plus, not being bound by the court means if daddy don't like the program, he can just walk out the front door...

Rehab....Take Two ...Electric Boogaloo: Finding Balance.

Soooo. Back to treatment. I guess the first time didn't take. We already knew that though. I. Like.
To. Get. High. Period. I cannot imagine going through my whole life sober. What a fucking drag.
I can sure buy some time and try to find some alternate income streams to fall back on if I ain't having any fun. I wish I could find some balance. Wax on. Wax off. Wax on. So anyway. Shit. Wax off. Balance. I know the hot new theory is to say I have a brain disease. Yeah? Well, this brain disease I currently suffer from causes me to be an absolute creative genius. I didn't write any music until I started doing drugs. In my 2 1/2 years of being sober, I wrote zip. Nada. Nothin. I tried. Couldn't. I never created anything of depth or substance. Not only did I begin to create while on drugs, but invented clever complex work-arounds to make up for any lack of talent, experience, or equipment. I love the challenge of making something from nothing, and then working on it. Try to improve what you have created. Add depth. Innuendo. Layers. I get so much satisfaction from being creative, and I am always high. If I'm not getting high, I watch TV. Or read. I consume other people's art. I only make art when I am high. I suffer from a brain disease that causes me to get high and play music, Write lyrics. Learn how to play instruments and use complex equipment. How to use advanced software and the equipment to run it. It also causes unhealthy binges of being high 24/7, and that ain't good. But neither is being sober all the time. Balance. I must find it. Capture and enslave it. It must be mine. Balance. I'm coming for you

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Big Day Planned at the Studio....

All of my peeps are gathering to get high and play music. Gonna be fun. Nice day out. Bout to go get Frizzzzzzzzo from the ferry. Hopefully I will have some material to put on Sound Clown. I am gonna hit this Purple Kush to settle my stomach and jam.

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Instagram and other musings....

So. After suffering through a couple of years of Facebook, I finally gave Instagram a try. Holy shit. That's Branden's kind of jam. No talk all action. Oh man, let a girl have a camera and an audience and look the fuck out. Art. Boobs. Thighs. Booooooootaaaay! Me? Oh, well, I have been doing some recording. Nothing too ambitious. Maybe I'll lay a taste on you if you promise not to ridicule my work. Was not going for a song. Just working out the kinks in the studio gear.....

A Wise Man Once Said....

"Let those in glass chongers get the most stoned". These chicks rippin' down dabs that would make a grow man shudder. Plus they have boobs. How the fuck am I supposed to compete with that? New Deftones video....Not crazy about the song....The video is right up my alley though:



I played music all fucking day today. Tuesday. Yeah. At this moment. Right now. Life rocks. Mine at least. Thinking about a burger. Cheese burger. No Fucking Onion. Damn. It didn't work. Guess I will have to go get it. Peace Peeps!

P.S. I realize I have yet to cover the Trumphuck situation that we find ourselves in this fine Presidential Election Year. I will. I have given it much thought, and I feel the need to tell you fools what to think....So stay tuned....And don't vote until you've read the Brandensbaked Guide to Presidential Election Politics 2016.